Holy Schmitt... Dat Ass. |
Hey, man whores and cock suckers! I'm Alyssa and I'm obsessed with Breathe Carolina, as you might have noticed. I'm currently in a relationship with Kyle Even, because he's the love of my life <3 My best friend is livefree-zing.tumblr.com, she's funny as hell, go follow her! I like drawing, and I don't mean to get cocky but, I'm pretty fucking awesome. This is my blog, and haters don't bother me, so don't waste your time. If you have any questions or need advice, put it in my ask, i promise that if you're not a bitch, I won't be a bitch either. Have a fan-fucking-tastic day :) |
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this woman didnt want to take a picture with me but i loved her and love always prevails.
But why didn’t she want to take a picture…? He’s such a babe <333
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Notes When my mom introduces me to some random adult I've never met before:They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”
After they leave, I’m like:
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JESUS WHAT
LMAO IM SETTING THIS AS MY ALARM OMFG DYING LOL WHAT IS AIR LMFAO
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that’s so fucking cute.
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